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──────────────── Size Men’s shoe size 7-13 Women's shoe size 9-13 EUR 39-47 ──────────────── Materials & Attributes 70% Combed Cotton, 28% Nylon and 2% Spandex. Reinforced stitching on toe to protect from wear. Print on Socks: "Adulting, do not recommend"──────────────── Care Machine wash and hang to dry. Do not iron or bleach. ──────────────── Shipping and Returns Policy Free shipping on orders over $60.
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